Kabu

Kabu is a giant piece of talking wood that lives in the forest and has no job. He used to work for a pizza shop, but got fired after "accidentally" setting the kitchen on fire.

In a personal interview, Kabu stated that he can "see da futa", but this hasn't been proven yet and he's likely just gone insane.

Trivia

 * Kabu can inhale just like Kirby, but he can't get his enemy's abilities for some reason.
 * Right after Kabu was fired, he attempted to eat all of Cappy City for dinner, but it backfired and his disguise exploded, and he had to re-make it for 300 years.
 * He's still working on it BTW...