Tiff

This is all staged. Open your eyes, you sheep! -Tiff while discussing Soda in her live video expose Tiff is a popular journalist and conspiracy theorist residing in Dream Land who runs the blog "Tiff's Exposing of the World". She literally thinks that everything in the world is staged by King Dedede except for Kirby, and thinks that Kirby is actually a god. Her brother is Tuff.

Most popular articles/videos
Tiff's most popular article to date is her post discussing Bandana Waddle Dee, and how he's actually evil and wants to control the universe, which was posted last month, and gained more views than Gangnam Style in under one millisecond. Since then, Bandana Waddle Dee has been imprisoned.

Her most popular video is her video expose on N00b Tube, telling everybody the truth that Dedede uses Soda to brainwash his subjects. We won't even say the views here because it would be so much the universe would crash...

Her latest conspiracy is that Le Swaggar Army is actually evil because they drink a lot of soda, and somehow are not brainwashed by it. Not unlikely, Kirby survives off of Soda and doesn't get brainwashed either, however Tiff doesn't pay any attention to that because like we mentiond earlier, Tiff thinks Kirby is a god, so any questionable facts concerning him are perfectly excuseable.