Origin Story

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The Prophecy of Meta Knight
Alas, one day, long ago, in a galaxy far away, once upon a time, There existed a force. A force like no other. A force that could only be rivaled by the strongest forces in the world. To defeat it, forces the likes of which evil did not possess would be needed. This force, was an MLG Swaggin' gaming clan  ready to strike at any moment. Only for good. Never for evil. This force, was known and still is known as... Le Swaggar Army.

Le Swaggar Army was strong and powerful, fighting evil and crime. Showing off their swag to the world. And defeating all evil forces. Le Swaggar Army had a leader. A strong, undefeatable leader. Undeafeatable by evil, that is. He was defeated though, by death. He died. The end. For his life, anyway.

Le Swaggar Army is still without a leader to this day, but a prophecy remains. A prophecy that was foretold long, long ago. The prophecy told that one day, Kirby, an ancient star warrior, would be attacked by evil. None other than the evil King Dedede. And then, a new king of good would appear. A new ruler for the forces against evil. It is said, that this new ruler of good would defeat Dedede on the spot; and proceed to power his way right through any enemies in his way, completing his task.

This new ruler's name is Meta Knight. Legend has it that the prophecy just told will occur one day, and Meta Knight will appear for good. Legend also has it that Meta Knight would become the new leader of Le Swaggar Army, and rise Le Swaggar Army into the greatness that it was with its old leader. It is told that Meta Knight will lead Le Swaggar Army to defeat all evil, and fill the world with only justice!

What is happening now
One day, Kirby was attacked by King Dedede, as the dumb-dumb in the first paragraph of this story tries to explain. Meta Knight came as the prophecy had told, and he defeated Dedede. Meta Knight is now the ruler of both Le Swaggar Army and Dream Land, and Dedede is defeated. Dream Land is safe. For now, anyway.

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