Marx

NOTE: The following article is totally not biased! Just keep that in mind.

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Marx...Well, Marx...he's...Uhh...

Oh screw it MARX IS THE BEST FREAKING SWAG OG SOULJA BOY TELL EM 360 NOSCOPING KING OF DONUTS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS ADVANCED GHOSTSFARE TRICKSCOPING 1337 HAXOR PROSCOPER  IN THE WORLD!!!!11!!!!!!11!!

U SEE DAT LIL GUI NAMDD MARX??? YEA, HE GOT SWAG. MARX HAS SWAG AND IS A PROF. MEMBER OF LE SWAGGAR AMY.

MARX IS A TRICKSCOPER M8. WUN DAI, HE CHALLNGD KIRBZ TO A 1v1. HE WUN IN 10 SECOINDS FLUT. DUN'T BELUIVE MEH? THEN JUS WATCH DA FOLLUWNG VID TO FIN OUT HOW:



DID U SEE DAT SWEUGGITY SWAK?! INCUESE U COULDNT TELL NEWB, MARX WON!!!!1 XDDDD

HE DOES DAT TRICKSCOPING ERRYDAY. HE'S QUICKSCOPED LE META KNIGHT, FURMMEER KING DEDEDE and Charizard.

BUT IF U THOUT DAT MARX WAS DUN, FHINK AGUIN. AFTR HE GETS 1,000,000 KILL STREAK (WHICH HE DOES ON A DAILY BASIS), HE TRUNSFUORMZ INTO....

MARX SOOOOOUUUUUULLLLL!!!!!!!!!



HIS TRICKSCOPPING SKILLZ R NOW 2 DA MAX. HE NOSCOPES ERRYBODY ON CALL OF DUTY ADVANCED GHOST OPS IN UNDER A MILESECOND WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!!!! HE TWERKS LIEK A SWAKKA ERRYDAY AND EATS MONTUIN DOO N DUURRITOOZ WITH PRIDE. HE'S GONNA NOSCOPE ERRYBUHHDY WIFOUT EVN TRYNGG!!!1!!!!

WATCH OUT SKRUBS, 'CUZ MARX HAS GOT 2 MANY KILLS 4 U!!!1!!!!!

*EXPLODES*