User:SpicyHotSauce

Hello! Welcome to the home of SpicyHotSauce.

This is a nice place, just watch out for that death trap over there, and the pile of snakes in the corner, and you shouldn't have a problem! Oh... and I almost forgot to tell you about those chainsaws in the bedroom... Just watch your step and you're fine. Okay? Okay.

So, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm SpicyHotSauce, this is my place of residence, and you're here! So I like cheesecake, Kirby, and other random things. I dislike burnt pizza, and the disaster that has become known as Miley Cyrus.

Leaked photo of "me"
Skelly11 once posted a photo with the caption "leaked photo of SpicyHotSauce IRL". Please note that this is not a real photo and is actually a giant hoax carried out by snakes with the help of Skelly11.

The photo (seen on the left) sparked a controversy that resulted in the death of over 5 Micro-organisms. I know, that escalated rather quickly. Here is how that happened:

A large group of protestors gathered on top of the Space Needle to say that I suck. Then, protestors gathered below the Space Needle to say that I don't suck. Then a bird hit a cloud, causing a nearby airplane to lose 1 inch of altitude, resulting in the various people below engaged in the leaked photo controversy to stop and notice the subtle changes. Then the horrific event occured. 5 Micro-organisms! They all DIED.

So here I am, telling you about this to set things straight and end this leaked photo nonsense. That is not me in real life.

Now run along and eat pie or something.
Now that I have shown you my personal whereabouts, and debunked the leaked photo myth, all in ONE DAY, you can leave now. I'm busy.