Daroach

You're not safe, basemeant dweller! -Daroach, talking to King Dedede, who is refusing to pay his monthly rent to Daroach Daroach is a master thief and part-time rapper, and is the leader of the Squeak Gang. He lives in Cappy City with King Dedede. Dedede moved in his basemeant after he was de-throned by Meta Knight, Le Swaggar Army and Kirby.

His stage name as a rapper is #G3TT1NP13Z.

Personality
Daroach is a kleptomaniac, so he attemps to steal everything he sees. He especially loves to steal people's pies so he can eat them and then later brag about how much pies he stole in one millisecond. Other than that, he is actually very neurotic, and freaks out whenever the smallest things happen, like when his TV glitches out for one second and he misses a little of his favorite show, Super Swag All Star Racing.

Careers
Daroach is not very well-known as a rapper, as his record company basically doesn't care for him at all, and his music videos on N00b Tube have around 10 views on each of them (however that is pretty impressive), he mainly gets money by his super 1337 thieving skills. He is usally very sneaky and shows off his massive swag. He hasn't been caught ever, and whenever he robs, he disguises himself as a waffle.

Trivia

 * Daroach is planning on moving to the ancient lands of Quiopition soon in order to avoid being caught by Dream Land's new leader Meta Knight.
 * Daroach is probably going to hunt me down and lock me up in his attic for publishing all of this information about him...